My little
white dog, Elika, loves to play. Her energy and joy seem boundless. She craves
long walks, running in gigantic circles on the lawn, chasing squirrels and
rabbits at break-neck speed (she knows she’s not allowed to catch them
and will pull back when she starts to close in on them). When she feels I’ve
been sitting at my computer for too long—and this is the only time she
will do this—she comes into my office to get me, sits quietly next to
my chair for a few minutes, then nudges my arm with her nose, insisting I
come into the living room. Then she ambles over to her toy box and stares
into it, until I choose a toy and play with her. Once I’ve taken this
small break, she allows me to return to my work, uninterrupted.
One day, when I was living in a two-story house, I’d run
upstairs to grab a sweater. Elika, a friend of mine, and I were
getting ready to pile into the car and drive to a nearby state
park to walk the trails. Elika was excited, and when I ran upstairs,
she wanted to follow me. I asked her to stay downstairs, told her
I’d be right back, and then we’d go for a ride. She
sat at the foot of the stairs and watched me go up.
When I headed back down, seconds later, I didn’t see Elika.
That was odd. Usually when I’m getting ready to go somewhere,
she stays close by, worrying that she will be left behind (which
rarely happens). I assumed she must have gone off to the kitchen
to play with my friend. But when I reached the last step, Elika,
who had been hiding around the corner, suddenly leapt out at me,
a huge grin on her face. I was laughing so hard, I had to sit down
on the step. Thoroughly pleased with herself and her joke, she
covered my face with kisses.
To illustrate the intelligence of animals, their ability to recognize cause-effect
relationships, their ability to tell jokes, I recently told this story at my
Introduction to Animal Communication class. One of my students topped it.
She and her husband had been lying in bed watching TV one evening, when they
heard their two dogs running around downstairs. They heard the smallest of
the two run up the stairs and into the bathroom. It was panting hard. Suddenly,
there was silence. The woman went into the bathroom to see what was going on.
The little dog had jumped into the bathtub, was sitting entirely motionless,
and was holding its breath!
The woman, not wanting to disturb the game, went back into the bedroom. Within
seconds, the larger dog came bounding up the stairs and into the bedroom. He
looked around the room, then looked at the couple, asking, “Where is
he?” The woman said, “He went that way!” and pointed out
into the hallway, towards the stairs. The dog ran out of the bedroom and down
the stairs.
The little dog in the bathtub started panting again, jumped out of the bathtub,
ran into the bedroom and into the couple’s bed, where he curled up for
a nap.
I could tell you many more stories: the young, untrained horse who got tangled
up in a fallen tree and stood quietly while the branches were cut away, then
allowed himself to be backed out of the maze and led to safety before releasing
his tension in a fit of bucking; the dog who brought a disabled child back
into the house after the child had wandered away and then, after herding the
child safely inside, went to find the child’s mother and reprimand her;
the horse who let himself out of his stall, raided the feed room, then went
back into his stall and latched the door.
But I’d rather hear your stories! And so I’ve set up a contest.
Send your best story about an animal that exhibited thinking skills (cause-effect,
problem solving, jokes). The winner will receive a certificate for a free Animal
Communication session; the top three will be published in my December column.